Squirrel’s kind of have it made. They’re essentially rats but are blessed with a bushy tail that makes us like them. They’re beloved little critters who appear in countless movies, are only eaten by weird hillbillies, and just generally have a great little life.

Honestly, some squirrels live better than people. A lot of people won’t donate their food to a hungry man, but a squirrel? Sure, why not.

Despite being dirty rodents who live in trees, some of these guys have better calorie intake than you. Here are some plump, furry folks who decided to ditch the acorns, and feast like kings.